No, this isn't a fan page. No rock bands. No Buffy. No she-male 'escorts'. I don't have lyrics or .mp3s you can download. I don't even have a nifty .avi/.wav to drive you flipping nuts as you try to find content while annoying music forces you to turn off your computer speakers.

I can't offer you paranoid conspiracy theories, or testimonial accounts of my sodomization by aliens. There's no ghost stories here. I'm pretty sure, despite the rabidly insane Christian right's websites, the devil isn't trying to take over your mind, via the internet. Or comics. Or TV. Or masturbation. Though, I'm pretty sure that chick on TheWeakestLink is a witch, and if someone wants to burn her at the stake, I'll provide the gasoline and matches.

I don't have any spells to offer you, I can't teach you to summon succubi to fulfill your darkest fantasies. Though, when I was looking for graphics for here, I found many, many sites containing all of this. I'm sure you can too, if that's what you want. This is my site. It's for my mux. For my rants. For me. It's not an ego page. I don't care if anyone ever reads it. Consider it a database.

There's some band called Incubus. I'm sure they're great. I'd never heard of them until I went looking for graphics for here.

See, a long, time ago (at least a year:) I wanted to be incubus-at-yahoo.com. Of course, some bastard already had that. So, I got cute and thought I'd take incubbus-at-yahoo.com. Of course, some other bastard already had that. (Proving it was a valid alternative spelling, in my need for justification mind) So, I picked incubbus13-at-yahoo.com. So, then, I went to get a domain name. And, I always wanted savage.com. But, of course, someone snatched that up, before I had the money for it. And, some bastard marketting company has samurai.com and katana.com and bushido.com and wakizashi.com and every other 'samuraiesque' domain name out there. Bastards. So...finally, in a flash of brilliance, I decided...yes, I'm kind of a demon that seduces females and has sex with them. Because...well, anyway. So, I went for www.incubus.com. And, TheNic.com said someone already took it. So, I fell back on my old, www.incubbus.com and...lo and behold, it was free. So, now it's mine.

That said, I have no money, please don't sue me. I'm not infringing on anyone's copyrights. Or attempting to steal their 'hits'. I don't care if anyone ever comes here. Other than friends I share the information I put here, with.